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STAY BACK, IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
IT’S A HOT DOG BUN.
YOU NEVER KNOW. COULD BE BOOBYTRAPPED.
… ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET ME TO TOUCH YOUR PENIS?
I’M OFFENDED YOU WOULD EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING, BUT YES.
YOU’RE INCORRIGIBLE.
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HEY, TIM.
TIM.
TIMMY.
TIMBO.
TIMBALAND.
TIMBALAND AND MAGOO.
TIMBALAND PRESENTS: SHOCK VALUE.
TIMPERATE RAINFOREST.
TIM, WAKE THE FUCK UP!
… OR DON’T. YOUR CALL. I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE DEAD IN YOUR BATHROOM, THOUGH. WHEN AND IF YOU FIND YOUR PANTS YOU SHOULD GO CHECK THAT OUT.
THAT WAS A TRULY EPIC PARTY, T-BOZ. I MEAN IT. I’M PRETTY SURE WE SET YOUR NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE ON FIRE. I’M GONNA GO GRAB SOME CHIPOTLE. I’LL SEE YOU IN CHEM LAB.
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SISTER, IT IS BETTER THAT YOU SHOULD RUSH UPON THAT BLADE THAN ENTER THE CIRCLE WITH FEAR IN YOUR HEART.
HOW DO YOU ENTER?
With perfect love and perfect trust.
GOOD. WELCOME TO OUR COVEN. ONLY A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES:
1. NO TAKING INTO YOURSELF ALL THE POWER OF MANON. WE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH THAT A FEW YEARS AGO.
2. YOU CAN’T WEAR A TANK TOP TWO DAYS IN A ROW, AND YOU CAN ONLY WEAR YOUR HAIR IN A PONYTAIL ONCE A WEEK.
3. ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK.
BLESSED BE.
The Craft + Mean Girls + cat pics = what tumblr is made for.
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“I’m tired of you and your Persian, Armenian, wherever the fuck you from antics.”
A message to Kim Kardashian.
I’m Kid Fury and I approve this message.
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THE PULSE, THE HUM AND SWELL, THE SONG BENEATH THE SKIN, IT CALLS TO ME!
OW, FUCK! RANDY, WHAT THE HELL?
“DRINK!” IT CRIES, “DRINK OF ME AND LIVE FOREVER!”
GET OFF ME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU LARPING?
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I’m sayin though, how do you even attempt to say “no” to something like this. Done deal if you ask me.
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